10. Apparatus for automatically pressing Control Alt Delete
The most foolish invention, considering that a healthy person has such a device and always with itself as a pair of hands. Stop, maybe the device was really designed for people with disabilities who have one hand incompetent? If so, honor and respect to its creators! In other cases, the device looks absurd. Firstly, it takes up extra space.Secondly, to press the coveted combination, it will take efforts, exactly the same as if it is done manually. And thirdly, the location of the buttons is not the same on every keyboard, and the levers of the device are fixed (although at the time of the invention there was certainly a single standard for the placement of keys).
9. Cigarette lighter-lens from solar energy
Definitely, this invention is intended for aesthetic smokers who consider lighters and matches for wimps. Well, no one argues - to smoke in this way is very uncommon and spectacular. That's just not all people live where the sun shines almost all year round. And if it comes to London or St. Petersburg, then it’s fit to completely bind with smoking, because the first raindrop is already flying on the cigarette paper that has just started eating from the heated lens. In general, this accessory is good only in clear weather. In all other cases - as they say, in the old manner, with a cigarette lighter.
8. Device for lip make-up
The next one of their craziest inventions concerns one of the favorite things of beautiful ladies. We are talking about lip painting and fitting, supposedly designed to help make this operation as comfortable and accurate as possible.Well, the idea is absolutely a failure, because unfortunate inventors did not take into account at least two simple things. First, no matter how tough the stencil is, the lips will still remain soft, and lipstick will easily slip out of the cut, thereby canceling all the benefits of the device. And secondly, the configuration of the lips of all the girls is different, so the use of a stencil will force you to perform only double work.
7. Tent built into the shoes
Yeah, that is the most useless invention that will certainly please the Petersburg and London comrades because of bad weather! The fact is that in special sneakers there are hidden tarpaulin patches, which, with proper treatment, can at any time arrange a rain cover for you. Now to practice. The cape is at best, if you don’t get confused and cope with the assembly, which, looking at the instructions, already seems unreal. But even if you managed everything perfectly, the prospects for staying dry are still foggy, like London. In any case, your arms will remain completely open and your legs below the knee. In general, an umbrella will still be more reliable.
6. Banana Case
Interesting,Why did the developers of this thing concentrate on bananas? Statistics was calculated, which fruit is exposed to collapse most often and needs additional protection? Anyway, the cover for a banana exists, and we, in the opinion of the developers, should take the invention very seriously. In fact, the accessory does not cause anything but a smile. Well, it's the same as wrapping your backpack in a bag, or putting a hat on the hat. After all, a banana is protected by a peel. If the owner of the fruit is afraid of staining other things with a banana, it’s enough to use a simple food bag.
5. Jeans for a picnic
Yes, apparently we live in such a happy time when the invention of pants for a picnic is the whole event. Seriously, this dubious happiness was presented by fashion designers as a combination of fashionable appearance and practicality - you can see for yourself! The ambiguous idea of such jeans trousers is that between your legs, on a constant basis, there is a sort of self-dressing tablecloth. As soon as you sit down, cross-legged, you can safely impose food in his hem and enjoy a picnic in nature.Agree, it will be very piquant to look at these jeans spilled drink.
4. DVD airing device
“What?” Sounded in your head as you read. Didn't you know that it was extremely necessary to ventilate the disks for their smooth operation? Hmm, it is not known how many people bought into this marketing ploy, but the device did have a place to be on sale. The essence of the device, looks very similar to the player for the disks, is as follows. Open the cover, insert the DVD inside, close it, and real magic begins in the device! The disc with your favorite movies relaxes, breathes fresh air and gains new strength. Apparently, this was the way the “miracle invention” was presented at the time. We hope that since then all DVDs have found a new endless life.
3. A mask that complements the swimsuit
"Face-kinis", to be exact. Needless to say, where it was invented - you yourself can guess without difficulty. In general, this special mask was designed to protect the head from sun exposure, and at the same time to prevent water from entering the ears. Well, perhaps the inventors and pursued a good goal, but the mask looks just monstrous! It will protect you not only from the sun, but also from the neighbors on the beach.If you want to sunbathe incognito, then "Face-kinis" fits perfectly. Be sure no one gets closer than 2 meters to you. Yes, and a couple of free cocktails at the bar at the beach you will pour without any questions. Profit!
2. Plate ring
So, gentlemen with a lens-cigarette lighter have not yet fled? Here for you there is another not less aesthetic accessory. A plate-ring is invented for those who make toasts at social events with the same frequency as the Chinese sew sneakers. The device is a ring, on top of which is a mini-plate under the canape or tartlet. By saying a toast, you can hold a glass and a snack in one hand, while the second limb is actively gesticulating. What a sin to conceal, this thing looks damn aristocratic! But who really needs this accessory, it is the owners of pants for a picnic.
1. Flashlight with solar battery
Well, the apogee of uselessness and worthlessness today is a flashlight with a built-in solar battery. No, let's still not throw an invention from the doorstep of the invention with tomatoes, and for a start we will understand what is the matter.The solar battery acts as a charger for the internal flashlight battery. If the day was clear, then you get a well-charged light source for the night. Oh, this “if” ... The situation exactly copies the case with a lens for lighting. In addition, here we will need clear weather for a much longer period. In general, in the campaign such a flashlight is unlikely to become an indispensable thing, but to bring at the right time can easily.